Does this picture bring back memories of being ass-raped?
Did this man touch your Peter while reading the stories of Paul?
|Were you cleansed of your sins in the 'Circle-Jerk' of Love?|
|If you answered YES
to ANY the questions above,
YOU'RE A FAG!
|I know what you're
saying, "I don't want to be a FAG!"
Luckily, JELLOBOY can HELP!
Don't Be a Fag - the best selling book!
In 'Don't be a Fag', Jelloboy will explain to you how to avoid becoming a FAG!
Sample Chapter Listing
Chapter 3: Don't have Sex with Men!
Chapter 7: Stop acting like a Pussy!
Due to the recent breakout of FAGS related to the Catholic Church, Jelloboy is proud to introduce a new chapter for 'Don't be a Fag'
Chapter 27: Don't have sex with a Priest!
Chapter 28: Don't be a FAG by having sex with kids!
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