Does this picture bring back memories of being ass-raped?

Did this man touch your Peter while reading the stories of Paul?

Were you cleansed of your sins in the 'Circle-Jerk' of Love?
If you answered YES to ANY the questions above,
I know what you're saying, "I don't want to be a FAG!"

Luckily, JELLOBOY can HELP!

Don't Be a Fag - the best selling book!

In 'Don't be a Fag', Jelloboy will explain to you how to avoid becoming a FAG!

Sample Chapter Listing

Chapter 3:  Don't have Sex with Men!

Chapter 7:  Stop acting like a Pussy!


Due to the recent breakout of FAGS related to the Catholic Church, Jelloboy is proud to introduce a new chapter for 'Don't be a Fag' 

Chapter 27:  Don't have sex with a Priest!

Chapter 28:   Don't be a FAG by having sex with kids!

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But wait, that's not all!

For a limited time only, if you order Jelloboy's 'Don't be a Fag', you'll get a signed first edition of the soon to be released....

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