Once apon a time there was this mean ass
Rabbit who used to go around to people's houses and hide all there eggs
and then the people would die because they couldn't find the eggs and that
was all they had to eat. So then there was one guy named Jesus whom thought
this sucked and deiced that he would do something about this. So Jesus
went off in search of this rabbit. When Jesus finally found the Rabbit
he killed it and then placed a bloody X over top of all the houses that
the rabbit had victimized. However as it turned out he didn't kill the
rabbit, he killed the town Mayor and to the town a bloody X was a sign
that the man of the house where this was painted had only one testicle,
which made the men in town mad. So they looked for Jesus and finally found
him dead in a cave. So they said, "This sucks, lets hangem!". How ever
when they tried to hang him his head fell off. So they said, lets nail
him to a pole. So they made a cross of wood and nailed him to it in front
of the town. Everyone thought this was funny and everything, however the
dead body on the pole attracted more mean ass rabbits to the area. When
everyone in the town went to sleep that night the rabbits tore down Jesus
from the cross. They then skinned him and used his skin to and body type
to make Mecha-Jesus! The next morning when the people from the town woke
up, they saw Mecha-Jesus walking up and down the street and thought it
was Jesus and that he had came back to life. Then everyone was like, where
sorry Jesus. When the Rabbits heard this they thought that the town had
learned its lesson and said as long as they have a holiday about this they
would stop stealing there eggs so people wouldn't die anymore. And they
all agreed.
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