| The following is a study in
behavioral science. What happens to one foreigner when faced with 2
different Americans on the same night, at the exact same time with 2
totally different personalities. The stories you are about to
read are real and happened at the same time, in the same State! Yes,
whenever anything interesting happens to you it could be the work of
Jelloboy.com and Discomaker Enterprises!
Please read it all and let me know what
you think. Fell free to contact me or her with the Yahoo IDs provided
below. Please be warned that this is really funny, however it might be offensive
to people of any color, race or religion. |
| This
is my story with a Egyptian from the Yahoo Instant Massager
For more letters from Jelloboy, checkout the Stomp the Chicken letter section. jelloboy1: remeber me ur asl?nerminbekit: 24 f egyptjelloboy1: good looking? nerminbekit: yesnerminbekit: ur asljelloboy1: me too, im 25 M USA - Im a Professional Male Hooker, I work with people nerminbekit: what faculty u graduatedjelloboy1: I attended Velvet Browns School of Profession Male Hookers INC. jelloboy1: I have a 4 Year Degree nerminbekit: yesjelloboy1: did you say your from Mexico? nerminbekit: egyptjelloboy1: Im African-American mixed with Cuban-Canadian. I'm also Jewish nerminbekit: wowjelloboy1: thanks nerminbekit: nice to meet ujelloboy1: Where is Egypt? nerminbekit: whatnerminbekit: don't u knownerminbekit: where is egyptjelloboy1: Im not good with maps nerminbekit: ur country was fighting with us to take itjelloboy1: oh yeah, I forgot about. Your really smart. nerminbekit: how dearnerminbekit: u forgotjelloboy1: Do you speak Engish? Are you Muslium? nerminbekit: yes iamnerminbekit: u like muslems?jelloboy1: I have no problems with muslems as long as there not black jelloboy1: are you black? nerminbekit: whatjelloboy1: black, you know burnt, darky, negro-american nerminbekit: no we r not blackjelloboy1: ok, then I have no problems with your people. If everyone could think like me then we could all get along nerminbekit: u like egyptianjelloboy1: Oh yes, I've been there many times jelloboy1: I like the Gaza Strip alot, Im always sure to visit the mall nerminbekit: okjelloboy1: do you have a picture? jelloboy1: here is my picture http://www.jelloboy.com/cracker/cracker.jpgnerminbekit: ok wait to have a lokkjelloboy1: ok, let me know what you think nerminbekit: hahhahahaahjelloboy1: I know, I don't have a real pic but I thought you might find it funny cause white people look stupid jelloboy1: Here is my real pic http://www.jelloboy.com/al/chris.gifjelloboy1: Some people say im sexy jelloboy1: Are you still there?!? jelloboy1: Hello? jelloboy1: Do you like Football? jelloboy1: Im lonely jelloboy1: Please talk to me jelloboy1: If you don't talk to me soon I will kill myself jelloboy1: I mean it this time jelloboy1: DAMNIT talk to ME! nerminbekit: sorryjelloboy1: Im just kidding, please talk to me nerminbekit: iam just in betwwennerminbekit: work and chat to ujelloboy1: are u talking to other people? jelloboy1: what do you do? jelloboy1: oh, what language do you speak at home, what color is your toliet water, do u like horses and flowers? I like guns. nerminbekit: yesjelloboy1: your talking to someone else aren't you, AREN'T YOU! nerminbekit: iu like horsesjelloboy1: I dont like you talking to other people jelloboy1: Do you want to come to America? nerminbekit: i sware to godnerminbekit: iam workingjelloboy1: If your good looking and want to come to America I can pay you $500/USD Month to be my maid. Do you want the job. I am a rich American - I make more than 35K / YEAR! nerminbekit: now iam with ujelloboy1: ok, good nerminbekit: what ur maid ?nerminbekit: iam also rich egyptian girlnerminbekit: hw dare u say thatjelloboy1: maid - you would have to clean my toliet and wash my horses nerminbekit: just talk about ur country then talk to other have homejelloboy1: what is rich where you are from? nerminbekit: egyptjelloboy1: so you think you are too good for Americans? Just because Im Jewish you talk down to me? nerminbekit: the country u like to take but u can'tnerminbekit: we victorynerminbekit: talk down ?jelloboy1: look here little miss camel, we'll kick your ass whenever we want, I AM A JEW AND I AM PROUD OF IT jelloboy1: talk down mean to "talk down to one" nerminbekit: when u find for a country to belong just say iam .............jelloboy1: what? Im sorry sometimes I get upset. jelloboy1: do you still want to talk? Yahoo! Messenger: nerminbekit has logged back in. jelloboy1: You see, I was raised in a broken home and sometimes I feel really angry. I just need someone to talk to and let my feelings go - I am sorry if I offended you I will be more considerate to your needsjelloboy1: So does this mean it's over? nerminbekit: ?nerminbekit: what is over?jelloboy1: I thought you left our converstation jelloboy1: I really enjoy talking to you nerminbekit: i don't leftjelloboy1: so, do you want to come to America? nerminbekit: i go therejelloboy1: Where did you goto? nerminbekit: usualjelloboy1: Did you visit the Zoo and look at the monkeys? nerminbekit: yes then i found unerminbekit: looking to menerminbekit: and begging to me to get u outnerminbekit: but i repliednerminbekit: this is a place for the jewishjelloboy1: Fuck you you stupid bitch, your a good damn monkey, I don't live in no zoo you fucken whore. Im a redneck American and I'll kick your ass you fucken plick mexician piece of shit nerminbekit: i smell burningnerminbekit: what's onenerminbekit: can i call ambulance or whatjelloboy1: you can't call shit cause you ain't got no phone camel bitch nerminbekit: i hearing monkey talkingnerminbekit: u can to him and tell me what he wantjelloboy1: I hear a towel head talking , why don't you go make some more oil or we'll bomb your ass nerminbekit: hey there is a monkey calling for unerminbekit: look looknerminbekit: hahahahahhanerminbekit: nonerminbekit: arab will going to burn all ur countrynerminbekit: but we have to know first where is ur country on the mapjelloboy1: you fuckin sand negro ain't going to do shit, your going to make some tacos and do what we say jelloboy1: I know where your country is, it's on the other side of the world with the rest of the shit jelloboy1: monkey africian nerminbekit: hahahahhahahnerminbekit: not with the egyptian peoplenerminbekit: reallyjelloboy1: the egyptain people are really fuckin stupid with there queer temeples. I meet Candians smarter than you ho nerminbekit: hahahhanerminbekit: reallynerminbekit: so why u were fighting us to take our countrynerminbekit: but we through u out as garbagenerminbekit: and lead u as donkeysjelloboy1: you ain't done shit jewlover nerminbekit: hahahahahahahahhanerminbekit: we can't qunqurednerminbekit: no nonerminbekit: u must withdraw now from this dialogue as ur people done in the warjelloboy1: Remeber the Alamo taco maker nerminbekit: go gonerminbekit: go and i will forgive ujelloboy1: Hey, why are you so mad? jelloboy1: I was just kidding jelloboy1: read this http://198.172.12.236/jelloboy1: hey jewlover, how does your dad feel about you being gay? nerminbekit: nojelloboy1: have you ever had sex with a camel? Yahoo! Messenger: nerminbekit has logged out. Yahoo! Messenger: nerminbekit has logged back in. nerminbekit: nonerminbekit: sure ujelloboy1: hey jelloboy1: Im going to put you on my website nerminbekit: nojelloboy1: yes nerminbekit: i don't likejelloboy1: so jelloboy1: I don't like u nerminbekit: time for u is finishedjelloboy1: no nerminbekit: whatjelloboy1: no what? jelloboy1: goto Jelloboy.com and look at my interview with you nerminbekit: time is finished for ujelloboy1: go look, it's good. http://www.jelloboy.com/cameljelloboy1: http://www.jelloboy.com/camel.htmnerminbekit: i leave it for u to lookjelloboy1: really, your on there jelloboy1: It's all about you nerminbekit: iam here in my countryelloboy1: where is that jelloboy1: do you need a green card? nerminbekit: nojelloboy1: can you get me one, I really want to goto America nerminbekit: nonerminbekit: help for jewish peoplenerminbekit: byejelloboy1: but im not a jew, Im a hill billy nerminbekit: play another game aloneelloboy1: I play alone with myself all the time nerminbekit: good keep onnerminbekit: till u get madnerminbekit: byejelloboy1: Im sorry, what does 'u get mad' mean, learn english nazi nerminbekit: i leave u to talk to ur selfnerminbekit: byejelloboy1: no you don't, Im writing this website as Im talking to you and I have to keep updating it, shutup and go away At this point our relationship finished. I hoped you enjoyed it. Fell free to email me at admin@jelloboy.com. And remember, Please Respect Everyone!
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This
is Discomaker's real time story with the same women from Egypt. I hope you
find this to be entertaining.
disc0maker:
Hi, what time is
it there? nerminbekit:
9:25am disc0maker:
Wow!! are you at work right now? It;s 02:25am here !! nerminbekit:
yes iam nerminbekit:
hahahha nerminbekit:
i know disc0maker:
Wow, you must be talking to a bunch of people ! it sure is taking a
while for you to reply! ha ha, but I understand. nerminbekit:
no nerminbekit:
in between nerminbekit:
work and chat disc0maker:
What kind of company are you an accountant for? nerminbekit:
contracting disc0maker:
Really? What kind of contracting? nerminbekit:
buildings nerminbekit:
bridges disc0maker:
I run a computer network engineering company.. so in a way, we
build bridges between computers! nerminbekit:
good disc0maker:
I'm going to Egypt next year.... 1st Poland, then Czechoslavakia,
then Egypt. disc0maker:
hey, do you have a picture ? nerminbekit:
yes nerminbekit:
give me urs first disc0maker:
okay, but keep in mind I was just playing around when it was taken,
here it is: http://www.jelloboy.com/discomaker/discoSais2.JPG
nerminbekit:
ok nerminbekit:
wait to have a
look nerminbekit:
niceone disc0maker:
u like? nerminbekit:
yes nerminbekit:
sokr disc0maker:
What's "sokr" ? nerminbekit:
i will not tell u nerminbekit:
it'a arabic word disc0maker:
arGH! then I will look it up in the Internet FAQ !
disc0maker:
You know, my mom speaks Farsee.... disc0maker:
But I do not know it so well. nerminbekit:
ahahahahahhaha disc0maker:
Is that so funny, anyhow, she grew up in the area I suppose. disc0maker:
Except for "burrro bu'qhai" which she was always yelling at us. nerminbekit:
what???????????????????? nerminbekit:
who she? disc0maker:
She is my Mom, why, what does that mean?? nerminbekit:
yes disc0maker:
Yes what ? What are you talking about? disc0maker:
Anyhow, so I was wondering what kind of music you like? disc0maker:
Bangrah? Techno? Disc0?
Rock N Roll ? nerminbekit:
disco nerminbekit:
ricky martin nerminbekit:
celine dione nerminbekit:
u know billa nerminbekit:
i fobd with it nerminbekit:
or i will survive disc0maker:
Wow, that's cool. I am
suprised all those people are that famous around the world.
nerminbekit:
yes disc0maker:
Hey, you said you would show me a picutre of yourself if I showed
you a picture of me. Well????!?
?!???? nerminbekit:
but nerminbekit:
sware that this is
ur pic disc0maker:
if you go to http://profiles.yahoo.com/disc0maker/
you can see it for yourself! nerminbekit:
i see u nerminbekit:
but this is really
yours disc0maker:
Yes, as you can see on my Yahoo profile, the last updated date is :
January 16, 2000 , which was legitimate. disc0maker:
Do
you work Accounts Receivable, or Accounts Payable, or General Accounting
over there? Yahoo!
Messenger: nerminbekit has
logged back in. disc0maker:
Hello
again! : ) I am going to go
to bed eventually, but I just wanted to wait until you signed back on! nerminbekit:
hello disc0maker:
Hello
again! nerminbekit:
but now iam free nerminbekit:
can talk now nerminbekit:
finished my work disc0maker:
I
was worried, free from what? nerminbekit:
oh nerminbekit:
no nerminbekit:
unfortuneately disc0maker:
Unfortunately what? disc0maker:
I remember calling a BBS in Egypt a LLLOOoong Long Time Ago. nerminbekit:
i tild u i was
working nerminbekit:
and was chatting
to u nerminbekit:
npw i ma finished nerminbekit:
can talk freely nerminbekit:
but u said
u wanna to go for sleep disc0maker:
no, not yet, I can go all night long if you want? nerminbekit:
good nerminbekit:
u know jewish
people dear disc0maker:
I know a Jew. disc0maker:
You're not jewsishkabob are you? nerminbekit:
u like them nerminbekit:
no iam muslem disc0maker:
I am Scientologist. disc0maker:
But I know a bit about the Moslem religion. nerminbekit:
yes dear nerminbekit:
nice disc0maker:
That's cool. L.A. is
like my Mecca (no offense intended ) disc0maker:
I just really like that city better than New York. nerminbekit:
thanks dear disc0maker:
You;'re welcome. nerminbekit:
u toooooooooooo
dear disc0maker:
Thank you! nerminbekit:
the Alamo taco
maker nerminbekit:
what is this disc0maker:
What are you talking about? nerminbekit:
what is this mean disc0maker:
Uh, here: http://www.thealamo.com/
disc0maker:
Hey, Uh, like I was saying, I'm going to Egypt next year, what do
you recommend for my travel itenerary?" nerminbekit:
ok wait disc0maker:
I know the pyramids are probably played-out, so they say not to go
there. I had a US NAVY SEAL friend stationed in Haifa, and he said the
whole area was kind of chaotic, but I am to understand tha Egypt is
relatively friendly to Americans. nerminbekit:
when u will come
to egypt Yahoo!
Messenger: nerminbekit has
logged out. Yahoo!
Messenger: nerminbekit has
logged back in. disc0maker:
I was hoping to go in October of this year , but it looks like now
it will be April of next year. disc0maker:
I'll be going a number of places, looking for computer programmers
and network engineers, for both telecommuting and relocation based
business opportunities. nerminbekit:
good disc0maker:
hey do you use Winamp? I have a Winamp MP3 Skin Designed after me nerminbekit:
yes nerminbekit:
but my company
deleste it ya soksr nerminbekit:
sokar disc0maker:
What is a Sokar? are you calling me names? nerminbekit:
sokar nerminbekit:
arabic word disc0maker:
Hi, I'm looking at http://www.sokar.com/
right now... nerminbekit:
ahahhahahah nerminbekit:
u r really sokar disc0maker:
well, that doesn't sound friendly. nerminbekit:
non nerminbekit:
it's a good
adgective nerminbekit:
sokar mean disc0maker:
Whast suprises me is that the www.sokar.com
is in French, English, and Russian. That's bizzare. nerminbekit:
arabic nerminbekit:
sokar mean disc0maker:
What does Sokar mean? disc0maker:
Sokar mean Arabic? nerminbekit:
no nerminbekit:
sokar arabic word
mean sugar disc0maker:
I see. I am finding out now what It is. disc0maker:
Such as "sweet" in English? nerminbekit:
yesssssssssss nerminbekit:
but we say ya
sokar disc0maker:
I was thinking you may have been referring to Sokar, the Funery god
of Memphis. Did you know
there is a town near my home town in Tenesseee called Memphis? nerminbekit:
in arabic nerminbekit:
and ya when u
calling one nerminbekit:
so u tell ya sokar disc0maker:
awwww nerminbekit:
hahahha no nerminbekit:
but tell me man nerminbekit:
what is ur job disc0maker:
I run a computer company. nerminbekit:
hay nerminbekit:
good disc0maker:
hay? nerminbekit:
and love disco disc0maker:
Hay is for horses... as they say in Memphis, Tennessee.. (where
Elvis is from!! ) nerminbekit:
oh sorry disc0maker:
You know, what suprised me is nerminbekit:
we say she nerminbekit:
but for donkey
hahaha nerminbekit:
u look nice disco nerminbekit:
but what is ur
name nerminbekit:
what disc0maker:
that I got a Parking Ticket a while back, the guy who runs tha
Parking Division in Tampa, Florida, was named "Seth", the god of
CHAOS! how appropriate. nerminbekit:
what is ur name disc0maker:
Disc0 nerminbekit:
no ur real one disc0maker:
I worked with a woman from Egypt last year doing some computer
stuff. she Was from there, but she moved to Brooklyn, New York, at a young
age, so her accent was a bit strange. disc0maker:
I'm embarrassed to tell you my real name. nerminbekit:
why nerminbekit:
no tell me disc0maker:
because you won't like it. nerminbekit:
no just tell me disc0maker:
I'm afraid. nerminbekit:
nooooooo nerminbekit:
huhuhuhuh disc0maker:
where is your picture, weren't you going to show me what you looked
like? nerminbekit:
iam pretty nerminbekit:
what is ur name disc0maker:
arun nerminbekit:
arun nerminbekit:
ur name nerminbekit:
so good nerminbekit:
what is the
proplem disc0maker:
I don't know. You
like? nerminbekit:
yes
The End. |