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"Americans are so benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States."

-- J. Bartlet Brebner

"We will never rest until all Americans are so terrorized that they leave the continent of North America (or New Canada)."

-- A Hockey Player

We've known it for years. Those Canucks with their hockey and ice. They've always envied us. They've always wanted to rule the world but the US is in the way. Just read the facts.
  • FACT: 80% of Canada's population is located on the border of the United States.
  • FACT: Some Canadians speak French.
  • FACT: Canada is the second largest country in the world (After Russia).
  • FACT: Canada has maritime boundary disputes with the US.
  • FACT: Canada's population growth rate is higher then that of the United States.
  • FACT: Canadians have a longer life expectancy rate then Americans.
  • FACT: In Ontario (the province that is home to the capital of Canada) it is now legal for women to go topless in public.
  • FACT: Canada has 6,522,092 males fit for military service (suicide missions).
  • FACT: The popular Fox TV show "The X-Files" is filmed in Canada.
  • CONCLUSION: Canadians hate Americans and have plans to overtake the US, and they have the power to do so.

This is just the first strike from the north, more are sure to follow. We must protect ourselves from these evil people and it won't be easy. They look like us and sound similar (notice that Canada use the word, eh, although some have become aware of this flaw and have removed it from their vocabulary). Most Canadians are white (due to heavy snow in the winter) and at first seem friendly, but don't be fooled.


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